Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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