Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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