Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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