Are we in a gay sports bar?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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