doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you like me you must not know who I am
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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