Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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