are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
there is glitter all over my balls
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