I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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