and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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