i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we should paint friendship bongs
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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