At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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