you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Actions speak louder than pants.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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