you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
