oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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