Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
