yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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