Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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