If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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