Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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