Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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