at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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