Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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