plz talk dirty to me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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