im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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