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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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