He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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