i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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