I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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