stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
it glows. i had to have it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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