You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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