its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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