People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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