if only i could text you this smell
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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