it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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