you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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