omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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