So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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