Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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