Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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