Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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