Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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