You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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