he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Houston, we have a squirter
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
