the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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