idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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