He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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