There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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