They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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