I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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