there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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