nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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