Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
birth control should be required to get into college
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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