he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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