I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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