Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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