No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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